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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #1201
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It's for sale, but it'll cost ya.

Why am I here?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:28 PM // 15:28   #1202
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because you were forced here by the comunists!

Why is it taking so long for factions to release?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #1203
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Because you keep nagging about it.

Why is my cat asleep? (aha, a highly philosophical question.. )
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #1204
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Its gathering its inner Chi on a search for the essence of life

What is the essence of life?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:49 PM // 15:49   #1205
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To die in the end?

Why is 1+1=2?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:50 PM // 15:50   #1206
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because it isnt

Why is it cold outside?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:53 PM // 15:53   #1207
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Because it's winter.

Why are all languages different? (so, Why didn't Esperanto make it?)
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 05:02 PM // 17:02   #1208
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because the world is stubborn and cant agree on 1 universal language

Why?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 05:11 PM // 17:11   #1209
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Ah, because the world is stubborn.

Why am I STILL here?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 05:12 PM // 17:12   #1210
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my bad, ignore this post
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17   #1211
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Im not using mine.
What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #1212
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Well to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninty-three times every minute

What if it was an African Swallow?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:23 PM // 15:23   #1213
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An African swallow has an averga speed of 50.4 km/h.

What if it was carrying a coconut?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #1214
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Then an AA gun would shoot it down

Why is today St. Patricks Day?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #1215
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Because it isn't? (or is it i dunno)

Why are you stalking me?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #1216
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I was hired by a Hitman

Why do i have to sit here for another 2 hours doing nothing again in class?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #1217
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Because your teacher is a ****?

Who hired you?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:37 PM // 15:37   #1218
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My Boss.

Why is this paper infront of me Bright Orange?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:38 PM // 15:38   #1219
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Because you're Mister Orange.

Why do I have to be Mister Pink?
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Old Mar 17, 2006, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #1220
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because its your favorite color.

Why cant today be saturday already?
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